Post by buildthefarm on Jun 14, 2014 7:34:18 GMT -5
we were at Rhondas bday party, but in was in oak grove where my ex wife is from. there were many people I've known over the years but don't talk to much anymore. plus me and rhonda and her kids and mine. we decided to take a family picture, so we had in the front yard a little wild west village and a photographer. there was a store front next to us and all the guests got up on the 2nd story ledge and dropped chickens down on us for our picture just like we planned. the chickens flew down and landed all around us. then rhonda got called out to work in the middle of the night. and an old friend of mine came after she left and started tricking her kids into paying him to do lawn mower repairs. i was inside watching tv with a lot of the guys. i found out what he was doing and called him to front door and told him to stop. he acted as if it wasn't a problem and he didn't understand my concern. then rhondas 2 daughters were sort of mixed into one person and she came to me and said the kids wanted to all leave. so we got in the car. her an older boy and a younger girl and we drove off. when we left she cried and told me she wanted us to leave cuz she was so sad, because she had figured out that i can't read. i told her it was ok, and that i can read. i just struggle because of ADD and dyslexia. she said yeah i have nuropathy or some random off the wall thing that sounded medical and then she dropped the subject. after that the radio began to noticeably play christmas music and it made us all wonder cuz it was summer. then we drove into a foot of snow on the ground everywhere and were even more curious. then we say a sign that said christmas in july village. and we realized we were in a tourist trap town made up like christmas in july. there was no one around in the middle of the night so i started having fun driving on the snow, doing donuts and sliding all over and spinning the car around backwards and stuff. just having a lot of fun. then this evil nut cracker/toy soldier came after me. so i got out of the van and ran and put him to the ground took him out and took his rifle. it was a muzzle loader so the only bullet had been shot at me and missed. but i looked up and another was coming. he shot at me and the bullet fell to the ground so i plucked it up and used it and shot him. then i go in this glass door to the bathroom and get chased out by another toy soldier. so when i get outside i see the corner of the building on the outside has a good position. there is a glass door to see people coming from inside and a long open space to see them coming from outside. then behind me there is a wall of totes of oil like we have at work. and it has bullets shot all into the sides that have missed their target. so i start getting bullets from there and i get the nut cracker just as he runs out the door. then another comes on a fork lift and i shoot him, then another out the glass door, the one on a horse. then one on foot and one at the glass door at the same time. so patiently wait for the glass door to open and get that one, then i reload and get the one down the outside wall. by the time i got to this point i had amazing aim and was getting better with every shot and every toy soldier/nut cracker that came after me. end of dream